Profashional

Native Chicagoan, wife, daughter, sister, friend, professional career lady, social chair, fashionista, shoe whore, occasional runner, home chef, oenophile, party patrol, fine diner, avid reader, lover of all things Italian, ball of stress, world traveler, expert shopper, sushi aficionado, rabid Illini fan, wannabe restaurant critic, enthusiastic happy hour-er, entertainer, messy-yet-mildly-OCD, happy, family-oriented, not at all ready for kids, and really, really ridiculously good looking. My motto? Work hard, live fabulously. chicagoprofashional@gmail.com

Jan 19

Just got an email from our condo association.

And APPARENTLY one of the coyotes that the City of Chicago has let loose in the city for “rodent control” purposes has taken up residence under our deck.

I don’t DO wildlife.  This is why I live in a major metropolitan city.

Guess I’ll be using the front door.

edited: we’ve named him.  his name is Badassmotherfucker Reginald Coyote.  “Reggie” for short.


  1. allidoiswatchthesky said: Wait, Chicago let coyotes loose? That seems like a bad idea haha
  2. almosthalfway said: chaaaarming.
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