Profashional

Native Chicagoan, wife, daughter, sister, friend, professional career lady, social chair, fashionista, shoe whore, occasional runner, home chef, oenophile, party patrol, fine diner, avid reader, lover of all things Italian, ball of stress, world traveler, expert shopper, sushi aficionado, rabid Illini fan, wannabe restaurant critic, enthusiastic happy hour-er, entertainer, messy-yet-mildly-OCD, happy, family-oriented, not at all ready for kids, and really, really ridiculously good looking. My motto? Work hard, live fabulously. chicagoprofashional@gmail.com

Jan 19

My husband, on cooking for me.

Mike: I’ll cook for you tomorrow night.

Me: I’m working from home, so I won’t be late.  Why don’t we cook together?

Mike:  I’d rather cook by myself, you yell at me a lot.  I’ll cook and you drink wine.  Then when you’re drunk it will taste good.


  1. otherwiseknownaskate said: He’s a keeper!
  2. kitcater said: hahahaha its good to hear that another couple cannot have two cooks in the kitchen.
  3. thecooknook said: ha! jason always complains that I yell at him when I’m trying to cook. ‘tis true.
  4. my-little-kumquat said: I like this strategy!
  5. retrotrash said: I know the feeling!
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