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Jan 25

Demi Moore: College student

umcanyounot:

You know who did whippits?  THE IDIOT SIXTEEN YEAR OLD BOYS I WORKED WITH AT THE ICE CREAM SHOP IN HIGH SCHOOL (they stole the cartridges meant for the whipped cream foamers).

They were “high” for like ten seconds.

(also, snort laugh at ashley’s tag)

Posted at 4:15 PM 77 notes Tagged: doesn't she make enough money to do fancier drugs?
Source: umcanyounot

  1. allisonfoley reblogged this from umcanyounot and added:
    Someone has to tell her that just because surgeons made her *look* 25, that she is not, In fact, 25 again…
  2. noevidenceofintelligence said: that tag. dead. I’m dead.
  3. profashional reblogged this from umcanyounot and added:
    You know who did whippits? THE IDIOT SIXTEEN YEAR OLD BOYS I WORKED WITH AT THE ICE CREAM SHOP IN HIGH SCHOOL (they...
  4. cynicismandspunk said: I hope that it was a scene straight out of the Intervention episode centering around whip-its, with lots of crying and “WHERE ARE MY CATS?!?!?!”
  5. pleaseexcusethemess replied:
  6. aliotakesonchicago replied:
  7. phillyfilly said: whip-its DO seem like something ashton kutcher would do though…
  8. lifebyliz said: Womp Womp
  9. jennyjennybobenny reblogged this from umcanyounot and added:
    Don’t we all think she learned this from Ashton?
  10. petermcallister-thefather said: i like this part: “A whip-it is not a common drug among people of Demi’s age and social status. It’s typically used by younger people who are looking for a cheap thrill.”
  11. lovecity said: demi moore: 13 year old